What Is Portal Feeder And Why You Should Give A Damn.

I could sit here and paint you la-la facts about what portal feeder is, that it can do this, that it can do that, that it involves this, and comes with that, but who gives a rat's ass about that crap.

The burning question that matters to you, as you are getting hammered with gazillion other marketing methods to join, is what is Portal Feeder that could benefit you? Because Portal Feeder, it's big, man, I am not going to lie to you.

You could get in there and wander around like an idiot with a drooling problem for weeks, still having no clue what it is about. No kidding. Oh, sorry, I was painting the scenario I had my first few weeks there, heh, heh.

Anyway, what is it about portal feeder that warrants your attention?

It Works.

Let me repeat: It Works.

Okay, I am not insulting your intelligence, but that is the most vital point about Portal Feeder that makes me even bother building this blog and taking the time to write this post, whether or not you do anything about it, which is your problem, because I am already in, baby, and I've been in for three years.

Why the hell does this Portal Feeder crap work? It works because part of the package involves several tools that are proprietary to PortalFeeder that give you a definite backlink edge. One of them is no secret, similar to Article Undergrounds network of blogs, but like 7 times larger. But, baby, that's just the start, okay?

These backlink strategies utilize 3 major kick-ass tools just for solving the problem every webmaster has of getting enough backlinks to make a difference in your web site's search engine positioning.

And here's the sweet part, man. That's just the icing on the cake. Then there are these other tools that give you additional edges in site building speed not available elsewhere. And I haven't even mentioned the actual portal feeder software. Heh heh, now that's a powerhouse in itself, a desktop application that will put your site-building on auto-monster conquer.

And the other thing that Portal Feeder membership will bring to the table for you that has any kind of worth or meaning to you, is a step by step training system that leaves you armed with cutting edge promotion strategies that actually work.

Hey, man, don't take my word for it. Instead consider the fact that there are many members who joined when the doors originally opened back in 2005 that are still there happily paying monthly fees equivalent to car payments. Do you think people would voluntarily stay, making payments on the level of buying a new car, if the crap didn't work for them?

And another thing that should turn your head about Portal Feeder is the forum is full of happy positive comments. You are going to have to search hard to find any negative statements there, and those can be attributed to the person griping how personal issues are keeping them from being able to make use of their membership. That happened to me too, for about 5 months, but you can be damn sure after I had waited a year to get in, that I wasn't about to give up my position just over the crap life throws you sometimes that interferes with the plans that matter to you.

The other thing you should give a rat's ass about is they don't give you fluff training to keep you busy like a simpleton with an IQ of 20 so you feel you are getting your monies' worth every month. They don't play mind games with you as so many of the IM memberships are guilty of, jerking you around with placebos that don't add up to a hill of beans, and keep you busy running from this to that, just so you feel like you are getting something, but which are all leading you to a big fat nowhere.

That's not how the people at Portal Feeder play, in fact they don't play their members, like I said. Any training they deliver has a definite important place in the furthering of your increasing your Internet streams of income.

Another thing is Portalfeeder stresses to its members whenever they start new projects to enhance the learning of many, or make group projects that bring money to all participants, is stay away from their new activity if it interferes with your using the Portal Feeder tools to make you money. The most important thing to them is to see you making money asap, and not running around like a chicken without a head.

But here's the thing, man, about Portal Feeder, if you haven't already caught on: it's a genuine opportunity to build multiple streams of income. That means it takes commitment and consistent work on your behalf.

In other words, if you are not prepared to bust your butt working to make yourself a decent income online, you got no business being there. Portal Feeder is for adults with a reality check about what it takes to make money legitimately anywhere.

This is no get-rich quick system, even though there have been members who have gone from $0 to $3000, up to $10,000 in just 3 months time. But these people came with a preset skills or savvy that let them provide services or create sites that a newbie really could not accomplish in the same amount of time.

If you cannot commit to meeting the monthly cost of Portal Feeder, if it is a hardship for you, don't join. Be reasonable. Why throw your money away if you are not sure you can stick to the system long enough to make it work? Like I said this isn't any kind of overnight wonder, so get that baloney thinking out of your mind if that is your particular scenario.

I'm in. What about you? You could be too because the doors are about to re-open the third week of March, 2009. Even if you are on the fence about it, don't rationalize too much right now. Just get on the friggin' official Portal Feeder notification list, and jump in feet first when the doors open, man, cause they will close so fast afterwards you are going to wonder where that breeze that hit your rear came from as you just barely made it past the doors slamming on you.

So here's the game plan.

Get on the notification list here: Portal Feeder's Notification Email List

Jump, don't walk, when the doors open. They are going to close fast again. You have any idea how many people are waiting to get in? Tons.

Then you got 30 days to mull over it, once you are safely on the inside. These people don't play around with their guarantee. It's not for you? No problem. They aren't going to cry about your bailing out if you think otherwise, because they've got boatloads of people happy to be in.

And this other thing matters: this isn't the kind of system where it gets killed if everybody is going it. Why do you think I gave the finger to PPC Classroom, Affiliate Elite, etcetera. 300-500 people all doing the same thing in those fields is just a matter of time they will burn the strategies out. Don't tell me no. I've seen it happen over and over again.

Not so with the Portal Feeder method of building online income streams. What everybody does there is unique to themselves and there is not fighting to push out somebody else at the same position which is what is going on with the PPC Classroom and Elite tools.

If you need more convincing than that, I can't help you, baby. You just don't 'get it'.

Any rate, to make it as easy as possible for you to do the right thing, I've framed the Portal Feeder notification page for you to put yourself on their list. You'll thank me later, no doubt. See you on the inside. Peace, man. Or I should say, get a piece, man, dumb ass, go! Some people need to be insulted to do the right thing, so I am helping you out.